At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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