lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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