Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Randomize
