So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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