Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
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I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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