I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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