are you still at the devil's house?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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