I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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