just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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