Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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