it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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