I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Randomize