no, he came in my armpit
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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