check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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