Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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