You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i love accidental penises.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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