drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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