have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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