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kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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