guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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