What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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