we have pet lesbian snakes
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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