Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
