Where is the hickey?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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