wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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