Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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