'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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