Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize