Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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