wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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