Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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