I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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