is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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