i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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