I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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