It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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