I like to think it a success when the cops are called
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You are the jesus of drinking
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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