Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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