I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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