dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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