I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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