I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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