Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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