so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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