i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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