Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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