I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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