You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
