Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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