I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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