what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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