By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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