she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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