Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Do vagina's smell?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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