I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
