Non-Jews are for practice
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
