Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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