News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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