He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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