I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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